Het monstertje leeft
\nHet leeft diep in mij
\nIk voel het in mijn darmen
\nhet bijt in mijn nieren<\/p>\n
We zoeken iemand
\ndie weet waarom het draait
\nIemand die nadenkt
\nmet behulp van zijn verstand
\nCijfer na cijfer
\nde rekeningen telt
\nKunnen we morgen weer drinken
\nIs er morgen weer feest<\/p>\n
en Johnny offert stieren
\naan de godin van de liefde
\nin opdracht van mammie
\ndie weet waar het om draait<\/p>\n
en diep onder de lakens
\ndroom ik van de dieren
\ndie ik meenam naar boven
\nen die slapen in mijn armen<\/p>\n
We zoeken iemand
\nDie weet waar het om draait
\nIemand die nadenkt
\nIemand met verstand<\/p>\n
en het monstertje leeft
\nIk voel het in mijn lever
\nEn Johnny zingt een lied
\nover al zijn avonturen
\nover een aap die kan spreken
\ndie slaapt in mijn armen
\nkunnen we morgen weer drinken
\nIs er morgen weer feest<\/p>\n
Bedankt liever ouders
\nVoor alles wat u deed
\nMaar kunnen we morgen weer drinken
\nIs er morgen weer feest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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