{"id":2386,"date":"2026-10-22T12:06:13","date_gmt":"2026-10-22T12:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gorki.be\/?st-import=f3a8b5f11d89d82ff7dfc99d81d41187"},"modified":"2026-10-22T12:06:13","modified_gmt":"2026-10-22T12:06:13","slug":"straks-komt-het-onheil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gorki.be\/index.php\/2026\/10\/22\/straks-komt-het-onheil\/","title":{"rendered":"STRAKS KOMT HET ONHEIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Straks komt het onheil<br \/>\nen dan moet ik betalen<br \/>\nWeet jij iets beters<br \/>\nIk wou niets bijzonders<\/p>\n<p>Ik wou wat bestellen<br \/>\nen ik wou wat praten met de mensen<br \/>\nEn bij het afscheid<br \/>\nwou ik zeggen<br \/>\nhet was fijn<br \/>\nhier bij jullie<\/p>\n<p>Ooit had ik tandpijn<br \/>\nmaar dat ben ik vergeten<br \/>\nAlles gaat ten onder, weet je wel<br \/>\nIk hoef niet zo nodig<br \/>\nIk doe het wel zonder<br \/>\nIk kan er mee leven, weet je wel<\/p>\n<p>Mijn voeten zijn proper<br \/>\nMijn hemden gestreken<br \/>\nDaar kan ik mee leven<\/p>\n<p>Straks komt het onheil<br \/>\nen dan moet ik betalen<br \/>\nWeet jij iets beters<br \/>\nIk wou niets bijzonders<\/p>\n<p>Ik wou wat bestellen<br \/>\nen ik wou wat praten met de mensen<br \/>\nEn bij het afscheid<br \/>\nwou ik zeggen<br \/>\nHet was fijn hier bij jullie, lieverdjes<\/p>\n<p>En bij het afscheid<br \/>\nwou ik zeggen<br \/>\nHet was fijn hier bij jullie, lieverdjes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Straks komt het onheil en dan moet ik betalen Weet jij iets beters Ik wou niets bijzonders Ik wou wat 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