Ninja, de god van de zee is boos
\nNinja, daar komt de tsunami
\nNinja, jongen, de toestand is uitzichtloos<\/p>\n
Ninja, de meisjes in minirok
\nNinja, ze drijven je crazy
\nNinja, ze zijn veel te jong voor een oude bok<\/p>\n
Ninja, dappere krijger
\nNinja, uit het jaar van de tijger
\nNinja, toen was de toekomst nog eindeloos<\/p>\n
Kinky, zo zijn die meiden
\nKinky, geen medelijden
\nNinja, jongen, de toestand is uitzichtloos<\/p>\n
Konichiwa
\ndomme Mario
\nBowser is eenzaam
\nPeach wil hem troosten<\/p>\n
Ninja, sayonara
\nFukushima baby<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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