Ondanks zijn veel te lange haar
\nkreeg Rocky Smolders van nonkel een gitaar
\nhij leerde snel zijn drie akkoorden
\nen schreef een lied vol sombere woorden <\/p>\n
Hij zong vol weemoed het leven is hard
\nen dat de liefde een bron is van smart
\nu verkoopt wat ellende hier en daar
\nen dan gaat u dood en u bent de sigaar<\/p>\n
Zijn lied bracht de mensen in vervoering
\nin hun harten heerste diepe ontroering
\nin triomf droegen zij hem door de straten
\nop de radio draaide Dusauchoit zijn platen<\/p>\n
Hij kwam met zijn muil op Tien om te Zien
\nen werd ondervraagd door die lieve mevrouw Pattyn
\nzij sprak, Rocky, wat zingt u toch mooi
\nwees mijn liefdesdier, ik ben uw prooi!<\/p>\n
Hij knipte zijn bolle kop kaal
\nen werd met slechte vrienden stoneder nog dan een bokaal
\nhij zong van de liefde is een leugen
\nen dronk zijn bier met volle teugen<\/p>\n
In dorpen en steden klonk het gejoel
\nvan duizenden zielen in feestlijk gewoel
\nleve onze Rocky met zijn lieflijk gezang
\nleve de pop, leve der Sturm und der Drang!<\/p>\n
Doch kort rees de ster van Rocky Smolders
\nzijn platen belandden in kelders en op zolders
\nzijn ster doofde uit als die van de Scabs
\ngruwelijk grillig is het oordeel van het plebs<\/p>\n
Hoe hard wij ook rennen voor ons leven
\nkort is ons lied, ijdel is ons streven
\nde mensen hebben liever wat voetbal en sex
\nde gedachten der mensen zijn zelden complex<\/p>\n
Word daarom, gasten, liever voetballer of journalist
\nen vermijd indien mogelijk een carri\u00e8re als artiest
\nblijf bij moeder thuis, lekker warm bij de chauffage
\ndan komt u nooit terecht in een Jambersreportage.<\/p>\n
LUC DE VOS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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