Tout est \u00e0 sa place, m\u00eame le gant de toilette pend \u00e0 sa place. Il n\u2019y a aucun probl\u00e8me en vue. La paix r\u00e8gne ici. Les esprits sont paisibles. En apparence. Mais en voyant la louche, le doute s\u2019installe. <\/p>\n
A une \u00e9poque postmoderne, peut-\u00eatre dans les ann\u00e9es 70 du si\u00e8cle dernier, les achats se faisaient dans un centre commercial flambant neuf qui avait pouss\u00e9 le long de la chauss\u00e9e. La louche faisait partie d\u2019une collection d\u2019ustensiles de cuisine dot\u00e9s d\u2019une couleur design\u00a0: le bleu fonc\u00e9, le bleu de la puret\u00e9 absolue. En des temps alors d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien r\u00e9volus, les ustensiles de cuisine \u00e9tait faits de m\u00e9tal et de bois, des mat\u00e9riaux disponibles \u00e0 port\u00e9e de main. Mais cet ustensile-ci \u00e9tait d\u00e9lib\u00e9r\u00e9ment bleu fonc\u00e9. Quelqu\u2019un dans une usine avait r\u00e9fl\u00e9chi \u00e0 cette couleur et s\u2019\u00e9tait dit\u00a0: ces trucs doivent \u00eatre bleu fonc\u00e9, pour la simple et bonne raison que les gens vont trouver \u00e7a joli. La louche faisait bien partie de l\u2019ensemble. Puis, la louche a cass\u00e9. Le bak\u00e9lite ou le plastique \u2013 allez savoir \u2013 s\u2019\u00e9tait d\u00e9tach\u00e9 du m\u00e9tal. Pourquoi\u00a0? La louche avait-elle pass\u00e9 trop de temps dans l\u2019eau de vaisselle et la colle avait-elle l\u00e2ch\u00e9 \u00e0 cause de \u00e7a ? Le petit avait-il jou\u00e9 avec ? Un gros doute, la confusion s\u2019\u00e9taient install\u00e9s. Nous ne pouvons pas jeter cette louche comme \u00e7a. La perfection du chiffre sacr\u00e9 cinq serait rompue, il manquerait \u00e0 jamais quelque chose, la puret\u00e9 serait souill\u00e9e. Il y avait pourtant une autre louche. Mais ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas la question. Le set ne serait plus complet et c\u2019est \u00e7a que ces gens ne supportaient pas. C\u2019est pour \u00e7a qu\u2019il fallait \u00e0 tout prix sauver cette louche de l\u2019oubli. De plus, ces merveilles avaient co\u00fbt\u00e9 une fortune, au moins 500 francs belges \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9poque, mais ce n\u2019\u00e9tait probablement pas non plus la question. Un membre de la famille avait \u00e9mis l\u2019id\u00e9e d\u2019aller racheter la m\u00eame louche dans le m\u00eame centre commercial le long de la route, mais cette collection \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 d\u00e9mod\u00e9e depuis des ann\u00e9es. Entre-temps, des modes en mati\u00e8re de design d\u2019ustensiles de cuisine allaient et venaient puis disparaissaient et il \u00e9tait devenu impossible de retrouver la m\u00eame louche o\u00f9 que ce soit. Il ne restait plus qu\u2019\u00e0 jeter tout le bardas, ces cinq saloperies bleues et racheter un nouveau set encore plus postmoderne. Mais il aurait \u00e9videmment \u00e9t\u00e9 ridicule de faire \u00e7a. Les quatre autres ustensiles, la cuill\u00e8re \u00e0 sauce, l\u2019\u00e9cumoire, le presse-pur\u00e9e et la fourchette \u00e0 d\u00e9couper \u00e9taient encore en parfait \u00e9tat. Seule cette satan\u00e9e louche n\u2019\u00e9tait plus parfaite et avait ainsi rompu la perfection du nombre parfait cinq et c\u2019est alors qu\u2019il a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de recoller la louche avec deux morceaux d\u2019adh\u00e9sif sur le bas et le haut de la poign\u00e9e. La louche \u00e9tait \u00e0 nouveau utilisable, mais rien ne serait jamais plus comme avant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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